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Have You Ever...

[ ]Played Spin the Bottle?
[x]Toilet Paper someone's house
[x ]Played Poker with money
[ ]Gone swimming in a white T-shirt
[x ]been tickled so hard you couldn't talk
[x ]like someone but never told them
[x ]went camping
[x ]had a crush on your broher's friend
[x ]walk in the rain without an umbrella -i hate umbrellas...bad childhood memory
[x ]told a joke that NObody thought was funny -i suck at telling jokes
[x ]been in a talent show
[x ]started laughing at someone's bedtime
[ ]worn somthing your mom didn't appove of
[ ]been to a nude beach
[x ]drank jack daniels
[x ]cursed in a church
[x ]been called a slut for kissing someone
[x ]burnt yourslef with a curling iron/straightner -i just discovered that i still have the scar
[ ]wanted to be a police officer
[x ]dumped someone
[x ]been hit on by someone too old -happens when ya work at a bar
[ ]wanted to be a model
[x ]bought lottery tickets
[x ]made out in a car -i went to a college with dorm hours.
[x ]cried during a movie
[x ]wanted something you couldn't have
[ ]had sex on the beach
[x ]had the drink sex on the beach
[x ]seen someone shoplift
[x ]hung up on someone
[x ]yelled at your pet
[x ]bought a thong when the casheir was a guy -i used to hate doing this...now i hope to! it's funny...that and tampons or midol
[x ]tried to strip when drunk -nothing terrible lol
[ ]gotten seasick
[x ]had a stalker -kinda...he wasnt totally psychotic-but really really creepy
[x ]played a prank on somone that had them really scared
[x ]been embarassed by one of your family -when am i not.
[ ]felt bad about eating meat
[ ]protested
[x ]been to an island
[ ]been in love
[x ]ate jus because you were bored
[x ]looked at something everybody thought was ugly and said "aww"
[x ]Screamed in a library -saw a spider...
[ ]Made out with a stranger
[kinda ]Been Dumped
[x ]Wished a part of you was different
[x ]asked a guy to dance
[x ]been asked out by a really hot guy -yea i was surprised to.
[x ]laughe so hard ou cried -ive puked too lol
[x ]went up to a complete stranger and started talking
[x ]been sunburned
[ ]kicked a guy in the nuts for being a pervert
[x ]threw up in school
[x ]recieved an anonymous love letter -altho i had a good idea who it was
[x ]had to wear something you hated
[x ]been to a luau
[x ]saw your ex and wanted to kick his ass
[x ]cursed in front of your parents
[x ]been in a commerical on tv
[x ]watched a movie that made you miss your ex
[x ]been out of the country
[x ]been honked at by some guy when you were walking down the sidewalk -funniest time was when i was crying my eyes out cuz my best friend and i got into a terrible fight and we're on the phone and like 15 cars (cruisers) were honking at me
[x ]won at pool
[x ]went to a party where you were the ony sober one -surprised?
[x ]went on a diet
[ ]been lost out to sea
[ ]cheated on your bf/gf
[prbly ]been cheated on
[x ]tanned topless
[ ]been attacked by seagulls
[ ]been searched in an airport
[ ]been on a plane
[x ]been pants-ed
[x ]thown a shoe at someone -honestly, who throws a shoe?
[x ]broke someone's heart
[x ]sung in the shower
[x ]bought something way too expensive
[x ]done something really stupid that you still laugh about -you're NOT surprised now.
[x ]been walked in on when you were dressing -it happens all too often at college...
[ ]ran out of a movie theatre because you were too scared of the movie
[x ]been kicked out of the mall -well cuz of my friends
[x ]been mean to someone then instantly wanted to take it back
[ ]been given a detention on the worst day that you could get one
[x ]done something stupid when you were drunk -not surprised again huh?
[x ]fell off your roof
[x ]pretended you were scared so you could cuddle up with someone
[x ]had a deer jump in fron of your car -i live in wisconsin.
[x ]threated someone witha water gun

Can you....

[x ]Unwrap a starburst with your tounge
[x ]sing
[ ]open your eyes underwater -my eyes WONT do it-it's weird
[x ]eat whatever you want and not have to worry -yes and no-i should be a lot heavier than i am
[ ]ice skate
[ ]sing in front of a crowd
[half assed ]whistle
[x ]be a bitch at times
[x ]do thirty pull ups -just not at one time
[x ]walk in really high heals
[x ]eat super spicy foods
[ ]skateboard
[x ]sleep with the lights on -if im REALLY tired
[x ]mulititask
[ ]touch your nose with your tounge
[x ]fall asleep easily in the car -not driving tho
[x! ]do the cotton eye joe
[x ]play ddr and not fall
[ ]surf
[x ]fit in your locker -i could in HS
[ ]do a split
[x ]taste the difference between pepsi and coke

which one do u prefer more?
lollipops or gum?
gum
america or britain?
america
strawberries or bananas?
strawberries i prefer but i cant eat them...so nannerz
spiderman or batman?
spiderman!
rocks or stones?
rocks
may or october?
may
17 or 92?
17
scared or humiliated?
scared
bunny or rabbit?
bunny
tan or burgandy?
burgandy
tropical or temperate?
temperate
rabid dog or rabid raccoon?
raccoon-theyre hilarious
vamps or werewolves?
vamps!
insomniac or nocturnal?
insomniac

have you ever...
jumped off a house?
yes
swam in freezing ice water?
wasnt ice yet
been attacked?
yes
been made fun of?
oh yea
cried for no reason?
oh yea-im a chick
been out of the country?
yeap
thought about death?
yea
gotten seriously injured?
no
gotten bit by someone?
yes lol
screamed bloody murder?
yes
been to a concert?
yeap! i will soon too!
eaten snow?
i live in wisconsin
killed anyone?
no
hurt somone psychially?
wtf is pyschially?
made someone cry?
yea
played with matches?
yes!
been on a plane?
no
been to jail?
on a fieldtrip
laughed so hard it hurt?
yes
read a book?
yes...
tasted blood?
yes
cried yourself to sleep?
yes-again, im a chick.
physically hurt yourself on purpose?
yes
gotten revenge?
i have a brother-nuff said
broken a promise?
yea
been to church?
yeap
hidden a part of your personality from the world?
yea
blown a bubble (from your gum) while underwater?
no
ran into a pole?
haha yea
been extremely bored?
im doing a survey.
played chess with a stranger?
i tried to with this old guy at the nursing home my mom worked at...i was like 4 tho
made a wild concoction and ate it?
yes
had a sad dream and woke up crying?
yes-last night actually
lost a soul you loved?
yes
fell out of a tree?
yes
lied about your age?
dont think so
been food poisoned?
yea
gone over Niagara Falls in a barrel?
yes! wtf-no.

when's the last time you...
got kicked or slapped?
my 9mth old nephew slapped me like half hr ago
talked on the phone?
few min ago
played a sport?
golf on sunday
gone to camp?
yea for a couple nights
stayed home sick?
this past weekend-went to work tho-just not out out
baked a cake?
never
sang aloud?
i am right now
listened to music?
am right now
seen the snow?
let's see it's june in wisconsin...a couple mths ago-wow that is weird
got in a fight?
verbal one last week
video taped?
dont remember
saw a friend?
an hour ago
went in a hottub?
too long ago
head banged?
i just did lol like a min ago
got a headache?
a min ago when i headbanged
tripped or fell?
last night
got hurt?
i wore new shoes today
ate froot loops?
last week
smiled?
few min ago
laughed?
w/in the last half hr
flicked someone off?
last night
swore out loud?
prbly w/in the last hour

do you like...
gum? yes
drums? yes
britain? sure
tigers? yes
blood? in movies
waiting? if its for something i dont wanna do
telling people off? no-there are a couple of people ive wanted to all my life tho
labels? no
winning? sure
competetition? no
sunlight? meh
night time? yes

just answer the questions...
what was the last book you've read?
easy way to quit smoking by allen carr
what was the last movie you watched?
crazy/beautiful i think
whens the last time you sang jingle bells?
prbly january
what kind of music do you listen to?
all types-indie/alt/punk/classic rock...classical at times...no country no pop
if you got to be the age you are in any year what year would it be?
1971
whats your name?
jessica seline hollman
do you like marshmellows?
yes
whats something that pisses you off?
having to pee
whats you pet peeve about yourself?
my keen ability to procrastinate...and self consciousness
how do you spell doughnuts/donuts?
i dont
do you have a cat?
not anymore
how many more days until school starts?
i dont go to school anymore!
where are you?
work
do you have any current cuts or bruises?
oh yea--huge bruises on my knees and hip and ankle and other various places...cuts always on my hand and now my heel
whens the last time you went to the beach?
last labor day
who's the last friend you saw?
friend of the family-bruce
what was your first favourite band?
was?
are you chewing gum right now?
no-my lip


1. Do you like chinese food?
yes-finally
2. How big is your bed?
full
3. Is your room clean?
meh
4. Laptop or Desktop computer?
laptop but im on a desktop
5. Favorite comedian?
mitch hedberg!
6. Do you smoke?
yes.....
7. Does anyone like you?
everyone hates me
8. Whats the sexiest thing about Condoleeza Rice?
she works out to Led Zeppelin
10. Sleep with or without clothes on?
usually with
11. Who sleeps with you every night?
noone
12. Do long distance relationships work?
depends on the situation
13. How many times have you been pulled over by the police?
um 4 or 5 times but only twice for speeding-got the ticket for going over 10mph not the one i was going 45+ over
14. Pancakes or French Toast?
i want some fuckin FRENCH TOOOOAST
15. Do you like coffee?
i think i could like starbucks kinda coffee...not regular
16. How do you like your eggs?
scrambled
17. Do you believe in astrology?
how does one 'believe' in astrology?
18. Last person you talked to on the phone?
a customer
19. Last person on your missed call list?
dont know and not gonna get my cell
20. What was the last text message you received?
something from binxsy
21. McDonalds or Burger King?
mcdonalds
22. Number of pillows?
i own like 20 but on my bed...4 or 5
23. Last thing you ate?
nanner
24. Last thing you bought?
clothes at kohls
25. What are you hearing right now?
red jumpsuit apparatus 'damn regret'
26. Pick a lyric?
how wrong we were to think that immortality meant never dying
27. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
has to be blackberry
28. Can you play pool?
yea-ive actually improved greatly!
29. Do you know how to swim?
yea
30. Favorite ice cream?
ben&jerry's fossil fuel
31. Do you like maps?
no
32. Tell me a random fact:
i have double jointed shoulder blades
33. Ever had a hard on at work?
im a chick
34. Ever attend a theme party?
yea
35. Ever do a keg stand?
yeap-never again.
36. Craziest place you've slept after a night of drinking?
backseat of tim's car...i locked myself out...and it was freeeezing outside...did they bring me any blankets? no.
37. What is your favorite season?
spring
38. What is the first music video you ever saw?
i think it was mr jones -counting crows
39. Pick a movie quote:
never take it seriously, if you never take it seriously then ya never get hurt, if ya never get hurt ya always have fun...and if you ever get lonely-just go to the record store and visit your friends. (almost famous)
40. Favorite quote:
you can be changed by what happens to you but refuse to be reduced by it
41. What is your favorite hangout?
gubbz here...otherwise anywhere with friends-used to be embers/perkins
42. Best friend's name?
meilner
43. How long have you known them?
4yrs or so
44. Last time you laughed at something stupid?
my mom made a lame joke about an hour ago
45. What time did you wake up this morning?
the first time 530...then 7 and every 9 min after that till quarter to 8...then went back to bed for a couple hours
46. Wake up next to anyone?
not this morning-but kaels crib is at the foot of my bed-best smile to wake up to!
47. Best thing about winter?
hoodies and sweaters
48. Name a couple of favorite colors:
black/green/brown/orange
49. How old are you?
23
50. What month is your birthday in?
march
51. Do you think pirates are cool or overrated?
cooly overrated
52. Favorite Dave Matthews Band song (if you have one?)
a christmas one-not a big DMB fan
53. What are you doing this weekend?
working on saturday then grad party then rochester and mankato on sunday!
54. Who will take this survey?
noone

30 Things You'd Never Think to Ask

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
no

2. Do you close your eyes on roller coaster?
no

3. When's the last time you've been sledding?
dont remember-prbly HS

4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
depends on who the someone else is

5. Do you believe in ghosts?
you cant 'believe in' ghosts

6. Do you consider yourself creative?
yea

7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife?
yes

8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
jennifer aniston totally!

9. Can you honestly say you know ANYTHING about politics?
i know something...basically that there is no honest politician

10. Do you know how to play poker?
yea

11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
oh yea

12. What's your favorite commercial?
right now its the one where she orders a podunkadunk butt and thunder thighs

13. Who was your first love?
not gonna say

14. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around you, do you run a red light?
yes

15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?
yes

16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees?
white sox

17. Have you ever been Ice Skating?
yes

18. How often do you remember your dreams?
every night i remember them

19. What's the one thing on your mind?
the pain in my neck

20. Do you always wear your seat belt?
yes

21. What talent do you wish you had?
either have a great unique voice...or play guitar or drums REALLY well--or write music...

22. Do you like Sushi?
it's not terrible

23. What do you wear to bed?
pjs

24. Do you truly hate anyone?
no

25. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?
i wouldnt sleep with anyone just cuz they were famous
but ryan dunn...couple musicians...patrick fugit...they come to mind

26. Do you know anyone in jail?
yeap-we got a guy on huber right now-oh yea and PARIS HILTON IS

27. What food do you find disgusting?
broccoli!

28. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?
yea...but only something i could say to them or about them

29. Have you ever been punched in the face?
by my nephew today

30. Do you believe in angels and demons?
seriously-you can't 'believe in' them...good book tho.

How many have you done?

x1) smoked weed or cigs
x2) consumed alcohol
x3) slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
x4) slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
x5) made out with someone of the opposite sex
x6) made out with someone of the same sex
x7) had someone in your room of the opposite sex
x8) watched porn
9) bought porn
x10) done drugs
TOTAL: 9


x11) taken pain killer
x12) taken someone elses prescription medicine
x13) lied to your parents
x14) lied to a friend
x15) snuck out of the house
x16) done something illegal
x17) cut yourself
x18) hurt someone
19) wished someone to die
20) seen someone die
TOTAL: 8


x21) missed curfew
x22) stayed out all night
x23) eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
24) been to a therapist
25) been to rehab
x26) dyed your hair
x27) recieved a ticket
x28) been in a wreck
x29) been to a club
x30) been to a bar
TOTAL: 8


x31) been to a wild party
32) seen the Mardi Gras
34) had a spring break in Florida
x35) sniffed anything (white out...bad idea.)
x36) wore black nail polish
x37) wore arm bands
x38) wore t-shirts with band names
x39) listened to rap
40) own a 50 cent cd HELL NO
TOTAL: 7


x41) dressed gothic
x42) dressed prep
x43) dressed punk
x44) dressed grunge
x45) stole something
x46) been too drunk to remember anything
x47) blacked out
x48) fainted
x49) had a crush on your neighbor -i got one of those cute 'boy next doors'
x50) had someone sneak into your room
TOTAL: 10


x51) snuck into someone else's room
52) had a crush on someone of the same sex
x53) been to a concert
x54) dry humped someone
x55) been called a slut
x56) called someone a slut
57) installed speakers in your car
x58) broke a mirror
x59) showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
x60) brushed your teeth with someone elses toothbrush
TOTAL: 8


61) consider ludacris your favorite rapper
x62) seen an R rated movie in theaters
x63) cruised the mall
x64) skipped school
65) had an eating disorder
x66) had an injury
67) gone to court
68) walked out of a resteraunt without paying
x69) caught something on fire -yea my hair.
x70) lied about your age
TOTAL: 6


x71) owned an apartment
72) cheated on your boyfriend/girlfriend
x73) been cheated on
x (speeding n that) 74) got in trouble with the police
x75) talked to a stranger
x76) hugged a stranger
77) kissed a stranger
x78) rode in the car with a stranger
x79) been sexually harrassed -worked in a bar...and with movers...
x80) been verbally harrassed
TOTAL: 8


x81) met face to face with someone you met online -altho i knew him thru a friend
x82) stayed online for 12 hours straight
x83) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours straight
x84) watched tv for 12 hours straight
x85) been to a fair
x86) been called a bad influence -well read above---but i want THAT bad of an influence...i basically followed the bad influencees
x87) cursed
x88) prank called someone
x89) laid in the bed with someone of the opposite sex
x90) cheated on a test
TOTAL: 10

x91) cheated on homework.
x92) recieved/given a handjob.
x93) been pushed into a pool.
x94) played pool.
x95) watched 5 hours of mtv straight. -americas next top model...dont ask
x96) had a crush on someone 10 years older than you
x97) had a crush on someone younger than you
x98) wear eyeliner
x99) skinny dipped
x100) laughed at someone who was seriously hurt -didnt know it at the time
TOTAL: 10



TOTAL: 84 -fucking bad ass

10-20= goodie good
21-30= a little rebelious
31-40= getting hot baby
41-50= rebel
51-60= total bad girl/boy
61-70= bitch/asshole
71-80= cant believe you made it this far
81-90= fucking bad ass
91-100= see u in hell



Think Fast !!!

Be quick as u can. U have 3 sec for each answer to honestly put what comes to mind. . . never know what ur sub-conscious may be telling U. . give it a try, remember 3 sec's.

1. I need a cigarette:
yes
2. Sex:
femaile
3. Relationships:
meh
4. Your Last Ex:
ass
5. Power:
plant?
6. Marijuana:
special
7. Crack:
butt
8. Food:
lasagna
9. This President:
an old cutie
10. War:
ricockulous
11. Cars:
good movie
12. Gas Prices:
fuck
13. Halloween:
hocus pocus
14. Bon Jovi:
shouldve retired when he was good
15. Religion:
bad religion-good band
16. MySpace:
good for bands
17. Worst Fear:
failure
18. Marriage:
hopefully
19. Fashion:
'they did it for fashion' (from slc punks)
20. Brunettes:
whoo whoo!
21. Redheads:
feisty
22: Work:
im at it...
23: Pass the time:
surveys
24: Football:
hot brett favre
25: One night Stands:
not for me
26: Pixie Stix:
it hurts to snort them!
27: Vanilla Ice:
ice ice baby
29: Porta Potties:
ew
30: High school:
glad its way over
31: Pajamas:
comfy
32. Wood:
haha did you just say...wood...?
33. Surfers:
butthole
34. Picture:
should be said WITH the c!
35. First Love:
ass


1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
kael and i always look at the mirror after i get him up-so it was prbly 'awwwww'

2. How much cash do you have on you?
actually 50+

3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR"?
moor

4. Favorite planet?
planet of 9

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile?
dont know...too lazy to go check

7. What shirt are you wearing?
2 tanks and a zipup

8. Do you "label" yourself as anything?
nope

9. Name the shoe brand you are wearing.
vans! finally own a pair!

10. Bright or Dark room?
dark

11. What do you think about the person who took this survey?
noone that i know of did

13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
watching tv i think...and dont people usually skip 13...not 12...

14. What did your last text message you received on your mobile say?
something from binxsy-dont remember

15. Where is your mailbox?
on the front of the house

16. What's a phrase that you say a lot?
at work: 'i dont know' cuz noone tells me anything!
i guess i say 'seriously, thats ricockulous'

17.Who told you he/she loved you last?
mom most likely

18. Last furry thing you touched?
my dog brandi

19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
alcohol...nicotine...sudafed...3.

21. Favorite age you have been so far?
21

22. Your worst enemy?
chick i grew up with

23. Current image on your desktop?
amazing MCR picture-mainly cuz of the mob look to it...

24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
'0kay bye'

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?
be able to fly

26. Do you like someone?
no i hate everyone.

27.what was the last song you listened to?
fergie-big girls dont cry...NOT a fergie fan...but i LOVe this song

28. If the last person you spoke to was getting shot at, would you jump in front of the bullet?
no cuz he's older

29. If you could punch one person in your life right now, who would it be?
the worst enemy or New York from Flavor of Love

30. What is the closest object to your left foot?
desk